hand happies

When your so excited your hands start dancing uncontrollably

I've got hand happies thinking about the vacation!

by TheDoctorPseudonym March 19, 2020

hand happies

the cramps you get in your hand from jacking off to much

He hit it so hard that he got tons of hand happies.

by omenboy June 19, 2003

the happy right hand of god

an excuse deriving from ancient latin text, in which the priest uses the term as an excuse to masterbate little boys.

(you think youre weird, my childhood was spent with the happy right hand of god)

by ttbilllets May 13, 2006