1. Nickname for Advil. Pain = sad, Advil = Happy.
2. Unit of measurement to measure happiness.
1. What are you doing here? Didn't that girl's boyfriend bash your head in like two hours ago?
I'm good, took a handful of happions, can't feel a thing...
2. How's the new skatepark?
Pretty good, 4 out of 5 happions, prolly woulda got a perfect score if I didn't fall so much cuz I'm not really good at skateboarding...