Haagen Daze 

State of consciousness achieved at a crucial point during the consumption of a pint of ice cream in which the eater is unable to stop himself from consuming the rest of the pint. See also Escoop Velocity.

I had planned to only eat half the pint, but I became Haagen Dazed and couldn’t stop myself from finishing it.

Haagen Daze by Kate & Bri August 4, 2007

hapaala 

a word meaning a teacher that is bitchy and likes bananas

person 1: hey, do you know who we're having as a teacher this year?
person 2: no, but i heard she's a hapaala

hapaala by kurtbajs February 3, 2014

hapa 

ha•pa (hä’pä) adj. 1. Slang. of mixed racial heritage with partial roots in Asian and/or Pacific Islander ancestry. n. 2. Slang. a person of such ancestry. {der./Hawaiian: hapa haole. (half white)}

Kirk Hammett is Hapa.

hapa by Hapa Project September 28, 2005

hapax legomenon 

n. A word or form that occurs only once in the recorded body of a given language.

schwonk: an uneducated phrase or comment.
UD goons might want to put that one in the archive.....

©uh-uh-uh

hapax legomenon by Notorious D.O.U.C.H.E. September 22, 2003

BATASKILLIA HAPAKALA DONUT 

A word that means nothing in almost any language. It was made by a youtuber known as ownagepranks.

You tell the crazy lady that Bataskillia Hapakala Donut will take away the ghost

BATASKILLIA HAPAKALA DONUT by Dranconicxx May 3, 2018

hapa 

1; Of mixed racial heritage with partial roots in Asian and/or Pacific Islander ancestry. 2; If an individual has one parent whom is Asian/Pacific Islander, and one parent whom is of an ethnicity outside of Asian/Pacific Islander, they would generally be considered Hapa. 3; Damn good looking people

Tina: God I love Hapa guys

Jennifer: Who doesn't?

hapa by oakland bob fred April 22, 2008

Hahaguffawchuckleamalus

The part of the brain that holds the capacity for laughter, humor, jokes, etc. It's small, smaller than the medulla oblongata, but is somehow big enough to store decades of fart, sex, golf, and poop jokes. Without the Hahaguffawchuckleamalus, we'd all be as boring and humorless as a university professor, or the entire country of Russia.

As part of his plan for world domination, Professor Poopypants shrank the Hahaguffawchuckleamalus of the students of Jerome Horowitz Elementary, turning them into boring, mindless zombies. Luckily, Captain Underpants defeated him and saved the day.

Hahaguffawchuckleamalus by CrowleyCreeper88 November 7, 2019