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Hanspeter 

Hanspeter (Hans-Peter) is a name of German origin.
Said person is likely to be blessed with a full head of thick springy hair and possess an good sense of humour, albeit a little whacky at times, if not slightly insane.

Despite hints of a mild psychotic disorder Hanspeter's have hearts of gold and can be relied on in times of need. As long as those times of need don't coincide with drinking beer or recovering from drinking beer.
Examples of the use of Hanspeter in reference to heavy beer drinking:

"I'm going to get Hans'ed tonight"
"I'm so hungover, got totally Peter'ed last night"
Hanspeter by CatLady000 January 23, 2012
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Hans-Peter Dürr 

He was one of the great thinkers of modern physics. The winner of the Alternative Nobel Prize, has died at the age of 84 years (18 May 2014).

Dared what few of his colleagues dare: over the edge of his discipline think outside even if it touches spiritual and esoteric topics. He wrote for major scientific journals as well as for small spiritual, fearing for his reputation as one of the few students Heisenberg he had not there, he was concerned with the matter, a new, unifying worldview.
Hans-Peter Dürr was a scientist.
Hans-Peter Dürr by Mundanus May 31, 2014

Hoespeter 

A “Hoespeter” is a person who was formerly a man hoe but now he has evolved and is not a man hoe any more.
Last year, that Hoespeter dated 18 girls, but now he meditates at 7 pm every day.
Hanster is a term used to describe han jisung from stray kids because of his hamster like habits. Also he's tiny.
Hannie the hanster is adorable.
hanster by Adanp September 10, 2022

Handputer 

Sometimes you just want a regular fuckin' keyboard instead of trying to write an email with a slows-as-fuck-to-type on handputer!
Handputer by The Fig August 29, 2016

Cayla hinzpeter 

this name means pretty, intelligent, and doesnt let her gaurd down. SHe is the bestest friend a person can have and always knows when to help you or not. She sometimes can be moodly but keep trying to talk to her and she will finally losen up. But like i said she is the bestest friend a person could have and for guys she is a really great girl friend to have.
Isant calya hinzpeter the bestest friend you could have?
Cayla hinzpeter by Samantha October 20, 2004

Hans Peter 

"Hans Peter" is a vaginal condition. It can be found in a range of different countries where it grows and thrives. It has a fishy smell and is usually a series of fish-like scales growing inside the vaginal cavity. The condition is often seen in big black African women, and it can be transmitted by air.
Oh girl, smells like u have got some seeeerious Hans Peter going on down there, you should go have it checked.
Hans Peter by Biggie wiggie May 20, 2019