A very queer person, with long hair, and he wears the same retarded looking sweatshirt everyday. He enjoys taking it up the ass with his other queer friends. He plans to get a sex change operation when he can afford it so he can be how he always wanted to be.
"Hans, quit raping me!"
"Oh my god, that dude is such a Hans Gehrke, what an ugly sweatshirt!"
Someone who blows people's minds on a daily basis with his amazing-ness.
Dude... that guy is more than awesome... he's Hans Gehrke.