Hanktards 

Isn't about the man... its about the legend. Whether it be consuming copious amounts of whiskey, grabbing a room full of people's attention, being a well spoken intelligent individual, Hanktards proves one thing... he doesn't fuck around

All my life I wanted to be the center of attention, I wanted people to be amused by my jokes, more importantly I wish I was like Hanktards.

Hanktards by bdeezee June 4, 2006

Handtarded 

When someone has large, clumsy hands. capable of causing destruction wherever they go.

I Snapped COD when i picked it up, sorry man.

Thats 'cos your fucking handtarded!

Handtarded by Pupling December 2, 2011

tanktards

fucker that uses a tank

25 kills using a tank
fucking tanktards

tanktards by bigman1601 August 21, 2022

hacktard

1. A hacker who is a real retard. They usually hack a site out of "revenge" on the owner.
2. Someone who pretends they are a hacker, when they are really not. They speek wordleet/word. Some will go so far as to find a password another retard left lying aronud on a peice of paper, and if they can figure out what it corresponds to, use it and say they hacked the person.

What a hacktard!

hacktard by Bundle Of Sticks April 4, 2004

handards 

Uber high standards. The exact opposite of landards.

Jerome defiantly has handards, he hooked-up with that really hot chick.

handards by GHETTOMILLIONARE January 10, 2010

Banktards

A family of fire-crotches that are epicly retarded. the often swear and scream at eachother for no apparent reason. they have not dusted there house since grandpa banktard bought it in the late 1800's. proceed with caution when scaling up the rickety poorly carpeted stairs, as cobwebs may entangle you. the whole family smells of dog farts and mac n cheese. they buy all of their food products in outrageous quantities. sometimes up to 250 boxes of mac n cheese at a time. the classic banktard breakfast consists of a whole bag of cereal with only a few drops of milk, and if your lucky, you may get a few pounds of sugar on top. they enjoy internet dating with children around 5 years younger than them. If you see a family like this, steer clear, for they are most likely the formidable banktards.

Example 1:

Dad: Austin! Do you F***n chores now or ill kick you out!
Austin: Shut the f**k up dad! ill kick your a**!
Mom: Austin! dont talk to your father that way!!!
Austin: f**k you mom!
Me: Stop bein Banktards!
Example 2:

Brittany: Austin get off me!
Austin: NO!... Arm Bar!!!
Sam: Im goin to taco bell to get 1000 tacos just for me. would you two like to split a 79 cent cheese roll up?
Austin and Brittany: F**k you!!! you two ton tank!

Banktards by Btard hater June 22, 2010

Hawktard 

A Skilless noob who comes complete with a whining box and the ability to pull his own string

OMG you fucking Hawktard

Hawktard by Huey Lewis November 11, 2003