Hanf

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A nasty gutter slut who fell off the ugly tree and hit every fucking branch on the way down. One who closely resembles a cross between an orangutan with down syndrome and the dead girl in the movie, the Ring. One who is married to a unemployed loser who still has yet to come out of the closet. A total slut that will bang, blow, lick, or swallow anything. Anything. An STD-ridden individual with obvious herpes sores on her face (yeah, those aren't chapped lips guys). A total loser who has no friends. An awful wife that has, and will continue to cheat on her husband with anyone. Anyone. A genetic anomaly. A complete and utter failure at life. A Jew.

Is that Gollum??? Oh, never mind... its just a Hanf.

Yo dude, I heard you banged a Hanf last night... you should totally get yourself checked out before that rash spreads to your face.

Hanf by KimboSliceYo April 2, 2009

hañf

the worst slur of all.

calling someone this will most likely end your career.

“you are the other hañf”

hañf by b1gg b411s January 3, 2023

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Hanf up

A misspelling of hanging up. Some times using for insider jokes on roleplaying sites. Should be stopped it the joke gets lame.

I often hanf up after phonecalls. I have a hanfing phone on the wall.

Emily hanfs up after a conversation with Michelle

Hanf up by Leif Hvalsøe Schou June 13, 2010

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hanfa

The one who has a kind and a beautiful heart ....whose beauty is one of a kind

Hanfaa!!

hanfa by Aafnah April 17, 2021

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Hanford

Hanford, California is the town of lifted trucks and dirty sluts. Wanna-be gangters and deliverence type farm folk. Holds the title of Highest teen pregnancy rate in the states. Smells like cows and rotten eggs because of the dairies and sulfer water. Meth capital of the world.

"Dude did you see that pregnant crackhead?"
"Yeah shes from Hanford!"

Hanford by Kristie Michelle June 15, 2008

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hanfic

Short for Hanson fiction. Long or short stories written about the band Hanson.

Started in 1997 when Hanson became popular. First couple of years the stories were similar, founded on the authors personal day dreams about the band. The quality of these stories was rather poor. Basic plot: Hanson moves in next door to a girl, Zac/Taylor/Isaac and girl fall inlove.

The quality of these stories has improved greatly over the years, some have even been published as books.

Tulsa 74132, Bed Of Lies, Zac says Tay still wets his bed, Devil/Angel, The Quiet One, Catapult, Beautiful Disaster, Stay are all hanfics.

hanfic by Judith Major April 30, 2006

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Hanford

Hanford is A Small Town In the Valley.. Where The Water Smells Like Rotten Eggs, an It has the Highest Teen pregnancy Rate In California.

"you know That Girl Lisa in Hanford is pregnant with her 4 child..."

"Damn! Really.. Ain't She Only 16?"

Hanford by Tagen June 16, 2008

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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