Handwringer

A professional apologist who feels the need to be wracked with guilt about any given perceived wrong-doing regardless of fault and often fact. These people are often attention seekers who wish to fit into a group as they are incapable of analysing facts in a logical manner.

The handwringers are whinging again because the government has turned back the boats.

Handwringer by TheHoodedClaw November 17, 2013

Handwriter 

A person who has handwriting.

I’d say I’m somewhat of a handwriter myself

Handwriter by The-Judge May 12, 2020

Hardbringer 

A person who is able to make your penis hard at first site.

"Dude look at her with her D cup and nice ass, she's definitely a hardbringer."

Hardbringer by Roflmaoz June 22, 2009