horizontal handshake

A.k.a. "moocher's greeting" or "glad-handout"; it refers to where one of your "friends" beamingly approaches you with extended arm as if to greet you with a hearty palm-clasp, but instead of positioning his hand vertically the way one usually does when shaking hands, he holds his outstretched palm **upwards** so that his hand is horizontal --- this "gimme, gimme, gimme" position is how his hand is usually held whenever he is around fellow humans (duh!).
I always feel suspicious whenever someone greets me with a horizontal handshake, since it is a good indication that he is planning to ask me for a handout.
by QuacksO August 03, 2019
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Pakistani Handshake

The undeniable stench of body odor that is so strong you can smell the offense as the person walks up to you. This replaces the common and traditional greeting used such as clasping hands to convey a welcome and friendly introduction.
It can be found throughout cultures were deodorant is not applied or accepted as part of good daily hygiene habits. This type of 'handshake' is most prevalent in middle eastern countries: Pakistan, India, Turkey, Iraq, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Russia, etc. Also, most of the African continent as well: Egypt, Morocco, and Algeria to name a few.
Whoa, that guys stinks!
I know... it smells like he hasn't washed in a week! He is rock'n the Pakistani Handshake
by hexacat October 25, 2023
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huckleberry handshake

While you are balls deep down a girls throat, you jerk yourself off gripping the outside of her throat
She has no gag reflex. I was able to do the huckleberry handshake with no problems.
by huckleberry handshake August 23, 2015
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lebanese handshake

Shaking you firmly by the hand while handcuffing your other hand to a radiator.
"Sami would like to take you for lunch!"
"Probably wants to give me a Lebanese handshake"
by Grandesigner September 09, 2020
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Freaky Handshake

When someone seemingly trustworthy makes a deal and shakes hands with you but doesn't intend to hold up their end of the deal.
That deal was made with a "freaky handshake", it apparently didn't mean a thing
by HellooYouu July 30, 2021
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stripper handshake

When two dancers titty fight each other when they see each other.
Pink have a stripper handshake to Ride when she seen her to say hi.
by The one and only Pink December 11, 2017
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Ol' Columbus Handshake

A game in which participants grab a tight hold of the other participants groins. The first person who passes out (or otherwise quits by releasing the opponent's crotch) is declared the loser, and must remunerate the other players, typically by buying drinks.
Our crew couldn't decide who was paying so we gave one another the Ol' Columbus Handshake to see who'd buy the first round.
by Shank Bonein June 29, 2023
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