Handiginity 

The first time you masturbate, therfore losing your virginty to your hand

Jose: Dude! i masturbated for the first time last night!
Don: Oh bro! looks like you lost your Handiginity!

Handiginity by conolangus December 6, 2010

handginity

Handginity(v): The word handginity originates from a small town in Saskatchewan, Canada... Much like virginity, it is an act of losing your innocence. Handginity in turn, is the act of touching a penis or other genitalia , whether directly or second-handedly.

Ex. Did you hear? Mark lost his handginity at the ripe age of 7.

handginity by BraLubricant June 13, 2010

Handginity

The state of never having premarital hand touching / holding

No premarital hand holding! I must protect my handginity!!! Begone Thot!!!

Handginity by ShibussyChefussy November 30, 2022

hundriginity 

The act of sex with a hundredth person. A precious and touching moment, which you will never experience again. It can also be very special for the person who takes a person's hundriginity.

Not many people have a hundriginity to lose. Some people though are born with it, and others gain one through loving many people.

Woman 1: He's very special to me, in a way you'll never know...
Woman 2: Come off it, why's that?
Woman 1: He took my hundriginity.
Woman 2: Oh, congratulations! Let's take you out for lunch to celebrate!

hundriginity by Superlicious Pony December 9, 2015

Handidipity 

When a new product has some unexpected usefulness.

Like when you take your gas car on vacation because your Tesla won’t make it or you just don’t want to spend your vacation keeping it charged, but the charging notifications keep you informed about the power at you house.

In our case, it was serendipity that we were on vacation at Lake Superior during hurricane beryl while our neighbors were hunkered down at places with generators. But we needed a better word for being first to know that the power was restored when our plug in notified us it was charged. Not finding a real word, we took inspiration from Rich Little’s sniglets to call it handidipity.

It was Handidipity that we learned our power had been restored after the hurricane.

Handidipity by DrHow July 11, 2024