Handcurling 

1. To cup ones hand under the anus whilst excreting waste matter to make a shape, sculpture, tool, dildo, etc.
2. The act of curling your hand under someone else's anus to collect their waste matter for the use of the user's own discretion.
3. Using your hand to curl pubic hair.

John: I need to go to the bathroom.
David: Let me come with you, I need to hand curl some new insulation.

Lisa: Oh my, what are you doing with your pubic hair!
Patricia: I'm handcurling, leave me alone!

Handcurling by Osiris Squad August 6, 2008

Pants Handcuffing Ankles 

Basically a way of saying someone is in the act of masturbation or jerking off. It is meant to symbolize the imagery of pants strapped around the ankles like a handcuff straps around two hands.

It is sometimes written as "P.H.A!"

Jovan Jordan: anytime I see Rosa Johnson's or Alicia Campagna's phat ass and small tits on social media, it always leads to a pants handcuffing ankles type of situation

Dredd: yeah I feel the same way about Kelsi Monroe, Jada Stevens, Olivia Rose Livi Whitman and Liz Jordan. Thick pawgs always make you want to beat your meat

Pants Handcuffing Ankles by GermanGoon January 9, 2025