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Refers to a goal scored by Diego Maradona of Argentina against England in the quarter-finals of the 1986 World Cup. The first goal for Argentina was scored off of his hand but wasn't seen by the ref.
That was a Hand of God goal!
by Skin August 03, 2004
Similar to pass-the-parcel, the popular kids party game.

Involves multiple women administering a hand job to one man. Each woman takes it in turns (which are timed by whatever means deemed appropriate). The winner is the one to bring him to climax during their turn.

Also known as "A damn good night"

"You are not going to believe this. I got drunk with a few girls at my place last night, they only gave me the hand of god! Rachel won in the end"
by The Spike February 21, 2007
The Hand of God occurs when one ejaculates into their own hand and then immediately proceeds to open handedly slap a woman's vagina thus occurring in a pregnancy.
I gave her the Hand of God and now we're expecting our first child this December.
by Smillertime November 10, 2014
The Hand of God Goal was performed during a FIFA world cup game, where argentinian striker Diego Maradona illegally used his hand to push the ball over the goal keeper and was awarded the goal, costing England the world cup that year.
Diego is a bastard
by Gumba Gumba March 18, 2004
When someone puts hands on a person, specifically an Physical Altercation which involves severe bodily harm on another individual. It's usually called out when someone "Man handles" another person aggressively in a fight. It's considered getting your ass whooped so severely as if it was the Hand of God's Judgement being placed apon you. Hood Newyork and New Jersey people usually say this in their Vernaculars.
"N*ggas already gave him the Hand of God son.. They already beat him half to death, damn near left him hooked up to the Hospital Machines. He just now waking up 10 months ago"
by Chris Prince October 24, 2015
noun/Latin Orgin./ 1. Instance of divine intervention; avatar of grace acting upon the Earth in a manner only described as divine.

2. Use of the digits to manipulate a womans genitals in such a manner that it brings about an event known as the female orgasm. Name comes not from the divine like dexterity of the fingers but from the often heard outcry to God by the female subject.
1:"I would not have survived that bear attack if it had not been for the hand-of-God. A giant eagle swooped down and pecked out its eyes."
2:"So last night I used the Hand-of-God on your sister. She was screaming My Fathers and Hail Marys so loud that I thought she might be trying to cast out a demon. I guess she was just filled with that divine touch, Catholic girls are great!"
by Monsignor Manos August 04, 2006
Rescuing an incapacitated capsized kayaker by reaching underwater and rolling them upright. Called the Hand of God because you reach down from above and save them.
Did you see that rescue? He just reached down like the Hand of God and pulled her out of the water.
by Gabaruster December 12, 2006
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