hand sanitizer kink

when someone always uses your hand sanitizer and moans

person one: ugh so oily 😩 gimme more

person two: what the fuck person one

person three: i think person one has a hand sanitizer kink, no he definitely has one

by kappakappa October 5, 2021

hand sanitizer bomb

A weapon of mass destruction often constructed in class room settings in which the availability of hand sanitizer and tissues is abundant. One creates a hand sanitizer bomb by squirting a significant amount of hand sanitizer into one or a layer of tissues and then folds the tissue in on itself to create a bulbous sac of hand sanitizer. The rest of the unused tissue is twisted as the hand sanitizer wets it creating hold for the tissue to stay closed. Bomb is then grabbed by its loose and dry end and thrown at desirable target.
Similar to a hand lotion bomb

"Man, I got nailed with a hand sanitizer bomb and now my back is soaked."

by forerunnerrocker June 15, 2008

pimp hand sanitizer

a hand sanitizer that kills 99% or more of bacteria on contact; usually consumed by pimps after pimping along time

Damn! That Pimp hand sanitizer works so well, my hand smells so spring-time fresh and clean!

Purell, Germ x, ect.

by Pimp Daddy Master April 17, 2007

Spanfrans hand sanitizers

Drugs the spanfrans made from a kangaroos hand gel.

The spanfrans hand sanitizers tastes good.

by BellaTaeStanThx July 2, 2020

hand sanitizer man

Canada's second official supervillain (the first being PeePeePooPoo man) he walks around carrying a bottle of hand sanitizer squirting it at whoever or whatever he wants whenever he wants. as of typing this the hand sanitizer man has not been identified.

friend: why is my car covered in hand sanitizer

me: must have been the hand sanitizer man

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

Purell Hand Sanitizer

You probably use this shit too much. You can never find some when you need some and one of your teachers will always have an almost empty bottle of it on their desk but they will never run out somehow.

"Hey man, it's flu season make sure you wash your hands."
"Nah dude it's cool I got some Purell Hand Sanitizer on me."
"Shit can I get some?"

by hendooshie January 31, 2018

Do you have any hand sanitizer?

(interjection) a remark requesting hand sanitizer, synonymous with "I just wiped my butt without washing my hands afterwards."

Guy 1: Do you have any hand sanitizer?

Guy 2: Come on, man, you just gave me a high five.

by RickBAideai March 17, 2011