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Medical term for a pool cue sized fecal ball that causes an inordinate amount of methane to build up behind it. When the pressure becomes too great, the fecal ball is shot out the anus at a high rate of speed. Falls under the category of "Explosive Bowel Movements".

"My god, Pedro hasn't crapped in weeks, then, outta no where, "BANG"!!! He craps so hard, he busted the toilet tank with an Impacted Fecal Hamshot".

Hamshot by Johnny Rotten Pants January 27, 2010

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hamshowed

A drunken shit show.

Man, you are....uh....haha, hamshowed.

hamshowed by Briton123 December 2, 2007

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Hamshitboned

Getting absolutely hammered drunk. First uttered in Willow, Alaska.

Christopher got hamshitboned and jumped out of the window.

Hamshitboned by C76M June 7, 2013

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Hamhoth

When you jerk off a pig

Hey dude did you see that guy who did a hamhoth last night?

Hamhoth by Tvitale32 July 27, 2019

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Hamshocked

When someone puts you upside down and hits your head off the ground

Nathan: Did you see that video of the guy getting killed from a fight in cork?!

Joe: Yeah man, he got hamshocked.

Hamshocked by dannyhowyoufweel December 28, 2019

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hamshit

a group of people who are complete bullshit at among us mostly because half the people are bad at the game but there is always that one person who fucks up the game so hard it makes the game unplayable because of that one fucking person.

Oh look it’s hamshit

hamshit by cantputloyaltyonahoe October 15, 2020

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Hamsho

1. Syrian men with small dicks.
2. Retarded thieves that steal from the poor and kidnap children.
3. Common last name in Syria known for stealing from, killing and kidnapping poor people.

You may be a cunt, but you're not a Hamsho.

Hamsho by Stalin and Hitler July 19, 2020

leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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