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Hamptarded 

An adjective describing an individual who, through history of actions, words, and/or negligence, has become known for treating others with disrespect and showing blatant disregard for their well-being despite being aware of the consequences of their actions.

The individual excuses this behavior in themselves citing privilege, status, or a sense of entitlement as eschewing them from the essential human decency expected and afforded to the average human being.
"Did that dude really just flash his junk at an anti-rape rally?"

"Yeah, he did. I hear his dad is a judge and his mom is some hot-shot lawyer."

"Oooohhhh, so he's Hamptarded."

"Exactly."
Hamptarded by OG Ghett0 October 26, 2012

hiptarded 

the act of a hipster doing something incredibly stupid all in the name of appearing "cool", "ironic', or "authentic'
Dude 1- "Why exactly is that guy going on vacation in the Congo again?"

Dude 2- "Because no one else goes there, it's off the grid, it's edgy, get it?"

Dude 1- "That's pretty hiptarded."

Dude 2- "You said it man."
Related Words

Handtarded 

When someone has large, clumsy hands. capable of causing destruction wherever they go.
I Snapped COD when i picked it up, sorry man.

Thats 'cos your fucking handtarded!
Handtarded by Pupling December 2, 2011

homotarded 

The proper name for someone who is either uneducated about the gay population or just ignorant..

It is not (however many of you think it is) a work used FOR gay people, unless said homo is, in fact, homotarded.

Now that would be tragic.
ugh your SO homotarded.

Hamtaroed 

When you are playing roblox and suddenly you get that lag which you can still play but you're ping is frozen and you everyone and everything is not moving And you can do nothing except rejoin
I was playing roblox then i got hamtaroed and i had to rejoin.
Hamtaroed by DevSenpai January 9, 2022
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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