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Hammerslam 

-noun-
how a tiger impregnates a lion thus resulting in the conception and subsequent birth of a liger.

alternate definitions:
1. being really drunk
2. being more drunk than you've been in the past 2 weeks
3. thinking you're cool by trying to create your own words
"Man, I was so hammerslammed last night; I don't remember coming home and performing an impromptu ballet for the dog."

or

"Lara is so hammerslammed she just came up with a new word."
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Hammersauced 

"I don't think i'm drinking that much tonight, man."
"Fuck that, I'm getting hammersauced."
Hammersauced by Marano May 3, 2009

hammerclaw 

A form of the dfmo that was made famous on The Pit's dancefloor.
Ritza totally hammerclawed that girl last night! Too bad she wasn't having any of it!
hammerclaw by misttterX December 22, 2008

hammerdamn 

yeah, erm, it can be used to insult somebody, like dick/prick/bawbag.
'he's such a fucking hammerdamn, i'm gonna rip his ears off and spit in his face'

hammerslogien 

In relation to the festivity of Oktoberfest, this is the drunken mix between German/English; meaning "hammered" or "wasted"
Jill: Get up, we got to go tap the golden keg at the fest grounds!
Audra: Let's get hammerslogien!
hammerslogien by festmaster December 6, 2010

hammerspace 

The infinite amount of space within something in which items are stored. Inventories in video games are a prime example, as the character is somehow able to hold a metric fuckton of stuff without any sign of even a bag on him.
Guy 1: "Dude, 500 pokéballs?! How do you even fit all of that in one pocket?!"

Guy 2: "It's a hammerspace backpack, bro."

hammerspace 

1. The place where hammers live. Often an unseen, extradimensioal space just big enough to store one large wooden mallet, used to hit perverts over the head. From anime.
2. Any such hidden location where an object, usually violent in nature, comes from unexpectedly
1. "Did you see Akane? Kuno was getting gropy and then out of hammerspace he got whacked on the head by her mallet."
2. "These action movies are too unrealistic--everyone has hammerspace."
hammerspace by Akhenaten April 8, 2003