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To be extreamly drunk and not feel a thing
Man the only reason i slept with your mother last night was because i was so Hammerd
by Tom February 17, 2004
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It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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hammerd: To have a bit of hard A and a bunch of beer aka perfectly drunk
i was so hammerd i thought she was a prostetute
by Ted October 06, 2004
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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