An inexpensive beer with an alright taste. Won't nesisarily be apriciated by those who drink beer strictly for "the taste." However, if you are looking for a great beer you can always count on, Hamms will be your best friend for life.
by Rusty_Shakelford July 27, 2014
A 7 inch erect penis, as measured from the center of the butt hole, between the testicles, and up the under belly of the shaft to the tip of said penis. Measured by ones wife or loved one.
I don't care how much bigger your hands are than me. My wife measured me last night and I have a stout, fat, V-Hamm.
by TheScarletPimp November 10, 2013
A fantastic bassist. Most famous for being Joe Satriani's live bassist and for recordind with Steve vai, it is less well known that he has a solo career of his own and has produced the best albums ever alongside Rush. His style is a mix of slap and pop with some mad tapping bits thrown in, although he is arguably most famous as a bassist for his cover of Beethovens "Moonlight Sonata".
He now has his own Fender signature bass, testament to his skill and contributions to music from the late 80's up until now.
Also, has worked on two Rush tribute albums, as well as doing trio work with GHS. His trademark melody, feel and control are ever-present, and he is regarded rightly as one of the best bassists ever.
He now has his own Fender signature bass, testament to his skill and contributions to music from the late 80's up until now.
Also, has worked on two Rush tribute albums, as well as doing trio work with GHS. His trademark melody, feel and control are ever-present, and he is regarded rightly as one of the best bassists ever.
"Lol, y00z R all fagz lol1!111!!, M1k3 D1rnt/Mark H0pp8s/F13ldy is teh best bassor eva!111!!"
"get with the program freak, check outsome Stuart hamm!
"get with the program freak, check outsome Stuart hamm!
by Giles2112 April 10, 2005
Someone who means the world to certain people but he doesn't see it' he pushes them out of his life. Though hes got more issues sharing his feelings then anyone known to man' he's sweet handsome and funny. He loves anything to do with video games and computers. Only the coolest person youll meet. can have a temper but he gets over things he'll grow up to be some awesome person and will have an amazing family. Should never stop smiling, because his smiles adorable.
Tristan Hamm: i have an amazing smile
Tristan: i like ham and pineapple pizza annd mcDoubles
Tristan: likes to have a good time
Tristan: needs to stop worrying about what people think of him
Tristan: .....james bond mission in school canteen
Tristan: i like ham and pineapple pizza annd mcDoubles
Tristan: likes to have a good time
Tristan: needs to stop worrying about what people think of him
Tristan: .....james bond mission in school canteen
by sorrynotavailable August 11, 2011
pretty much the best soccer player to walk this earth. beautiful, and sex goddess could also describe her. pretty much me.
by beautifulme! April 4, 2005
One time good soccer player, vastly overrated for most of her career to the point of nausea. Not even close to the best woman's player. Not even close to the hottest women's player, rather homely.
Mia Hamm was a great player for a little while, but lived off of past accomplishments the majority of her career, while mostly being a non-factor.
by BlackGerbil_1 June 5, 2010
Jon Hamm is an American actor known for his role of Don Draper on the hit series Mad Men. Jon Hamm is also a term of reference for a man with a large penis.
Me: Did you hear Jon Hamm won an Oscar?
Guy: Yeah, Jon Hamm is such a good actor, Mad Men is the best!
Penal use:
Chick: I thought he was going to have a Jon Hamm but actually he had a Non Hamm.
Friend: That's so dissapointing. I love Jon Hamms.
Guy: Yeah, Jon Hamm is such a good actor, Mad Men is the best!
Penal use:
Chick: I thought he was going to have a Jon Hamm but actually he had a Non Hamm.
Friend: That's so dissapointing. I love Jon Hamms.
by The real rj December 10, 2013