A hamlinhiemer is a person who carries on like a douche bag. they where dress shirts without undershirts so sweat stains appear, they date ugly german women, they generally play instuments like the trombone, and they really enjoy ZJ's from young female or male students
"OMG our music teacher is a total hamlinhiemer, he plays the trombone and everything", "really? thats shity well at least your music teacher isn't a balding ego-centric midget!"
by Steven Glandsburg June 11, 2008