Hamjig

noun; when an obese person, seeing a piece of ham becomes so enraptured, that they dance with glee.

I saw my friend's mom doing a hamjig the other day!
That hamjig was full of jiggling, pasty flesh.

Hamjig by Darvin January 15, 2007

hamigua 

He is a cute and handsome boy. Generally people don’t use this name. It shows that he is unique. He has a cheerful personality and is optimistic to friends and family even when he is sad. He also works very hard and is smart. for girls who like him. Should cherish him

I love hamigua

hamigua by love and peace November 21, 2021

hamigo 

Go to FAMIGO for all the info.

"What a great idea, famigo"
"Gimme a link to your blog hamigo"
"Let's be hamigos"

hamigo by takoitus January 5, 2008

hambiguity 

when somebody is so fat, so morbidly obese, that you cannot determine their gender.

The people you see on scooters at Wal-mart are known to have severe hambiguity.

hambiguity by countfapula30 November 10, 2013

Hamlighting 

A psychological manipulation akin to gaslighting, but that is most often originated in family relationships as opposed to romantic relationships. The concept revolves around gifting the victim with inordinate amounts of ham, sometimes disguised as holiday tradition. The ham giver is trying to make the victim fat off of the ham for one of many reasons such as but not limited to: they are jealous of the victim’s success, they are inappropriately attracted to the victim and trying to put an end to that, they think the victim is too thin, etc. Hamlighting is not to be taken lightly and is unfortunately more often than not overlooked under the guise of good intentions.

Idk man, My aunt Tammy gave me an entire ham at Thanksgiving and ANOTHER at Christmas. I think she’s Hamlighting me but I don’t know how to be sure.

Hamlighting by Bushmaster420 January 10, 2019

Humjig 

Homeless Irish People

Beyonce: I have a show in Ireland.

Harry Styles: oh well stay safe, that place is crawling in humjigs.

Humjig by mcrandadog February 8, 2019

Himjigjuggalaboo 

when you are stapled to a tree while getting a smithing

Girls love it.

Guy: I totally gave Himjigjuggalaboo to my friend Paul!

Guy's Friend: Lol fag

Himjigjuggalaboo by OMGLOLOMGLOLSTUFF May 7, 2008