Hamcrab

A small leperous crab found mainly in Auckland, New Zealand. Often found to be both drunk and naked at the same time, often removing its soft exo-skeleton after dark. See Burning Sands Rings Beach

Known mainly for its ability to get naked, drunk and fornicate, often at the same time, and very often at innappropriate times and places.

It was the Hamcrab of Doom!

Hamcrab by Sam Spargo January 24, 2006

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hatcrab

a mythological creature that consists of a crab wearing a top hat.

he rules all of humanity.

he has his own church governed by the 7 holy founders.

PRAISE THE MIGHTY HATCRAB!

hatcrab by anastasia beaverhausen 234567 July 6, 2009

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Hamcrab • Hamurabi's code • hatcrab

Hamurabi's code

Amins a bitch ass nigga

Hamurabi's code means amin is gay asf

Hamurabi's code by Monkey fuckboi July 24, 2022

Hamcrack

A small, adorable and easily agitated dog.
Prone to biting without provocation.

Don’t pet it, it’s a hamcrack!

That hamcrack the other day really tore me up.

Damnit! Hamcrack made me bleed again!

Hamcrack by Sweetpetunia July 27, 2022

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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