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noun: the male organ of copulation

noun: insulting term of address for people who are stupid or irritating or ridiculous
Penis, Wang, Dong, Dick, King Kong, Baby Squirter, Goo Tossing Bulbous Headed Fuck Stick.

"That dude looks like a fuckin' walking hamcannon"

by Tim Elkins August 08, 2006

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An idiom for a particularly girthy and exceedingly propulsive male member.
Ladies, watch out for his ham cannon. It stretched me too wide and nearly blew a wad through my spine.
by Waffle Joe January 20, 2006

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Of female anatomy: Overtly large breasts.
Mind that's girl's ham cannons, they'll have your eye out.
by Garry Barry March 28, 2016

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