Ham Pan 

The bed that is subject to an interacial gangbang.

Wow, those Mexicans really lit up that ham pan!

Ham Pan by nitrosoftradio October 8, 2010

Ham Pancake 

Big, baggy, voluptuous vagina

Grace your ham pancake is hanging out!

Ham Pancake by Brian96 August 21, 2022

Ham-pants 

1) One who wears pants made of ham.
2) National Ham-pants Day.
3) A stupid name given to a mate when pretending to be pirates.

1) Pants made of ham or substituted by stuffing ham into the pants.
2) The day for wearing Ham-pants. (Sunday 2nd July)
3) "Fuck off Captain Ham-pants, you're not actually the Captain of this ship!"

Ham-pants by cryonica July 8, 2006

ham pantry

Slang term for a lady's ample buttocks.

I have a date with Shelia tonight and you know I'm going to hit up the Ham Pantry.

ham pantry by Fist Dixon January 7, 2018

ham panda 

Unlike "the bear" in the gay culture the HAM PANDA is a large highly unathletic man which ladies find attractive. however sometimes bisexual he rarely mates with females, mostly men. This person also enjoys ham with every meal and has ben seen eating ham with ice cream. Stories have also been told of ham play in the bedroom.

what's that smell did you go full ham panda last night?

ham panda by Qton81 November 9, 2018

panty ham 

1. A fat, clean-shaven vagina with small, tight labia.

Although appearing bruised and swollen, her pussy lips formed a nice, compact panty ham.

panty ham by The Bucktooth Robot June 25, 2009

Hampanster

A gangster hamster.

Dude, your pet is a hampanster.

Hampanster by googlieasdfkljasd;lfsdf May 1, 2010