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Ham Hockers

A large pair of typically juicy breasts found primarly in regions of redneck heritage
I’m gunna take a long look at those big ham hockers, while I play with my cocker.
Ham Hockers by Ebfantastic January 28, 2018

ham hoodelmans

very very large breasts, the kind that when you see them you are like "holy shit those have to be fake
Damn look at those fine ham hoodelmans
ham hoodelmans by Anthony Rapp July 10, 2007

Ham Hogging

When your homeboy is doing more than just cartwheels on that shit
My boy Kyle was constantly Ham Hogging me during that uno game
Ham Hogging by Mrfatcakes May 26, 2023

Shut the hell up you ham hock humpin son of a bitch! 

From A man yelling a random obsenity at his son. It is a phrase that is only uttered when one is at a complete and utter loss of words.

ham-hopping 

Leaping (light of step and firm of resolve) from ham to hammy ham in a muddy farmhouse locale or windy mountainous pig farm with intent to cross or traverse said ham-dotted spot of Earth.
"Ham-hopping cleanly across a mean mess of mud and crap, Hank fired a clean shot between the eyes of the deputy crocodotting after him."