Ham Dam

Similar to the common practice of using a rubber dental dam as a barrier against germs and disease while performing oral-anal sex, the Ham Dam uses the same concept but instead of rubber one uses a thin slice of honey baked ham.

"Dude, I would totally lay down the Ham Dam on that girl."

"After I gave Erica the Ham Dam, I slapped that thin slice of honey-baked on some potato bread and ate a Ham Damwich!"

Ham Dam by 240HamDam May 23, 2009

ham damn 

When you have eaten to much ham and you can not take a shit.

Boy I eat way to much ham now I have a Ham Damn and I can shit.

ham damn by Pnltbox January 24, 2017

Ham Slam Damnit

Said with a southern accent, this is what you say when you want to swear but there are kids present. May sound like "hem slem demmeh" when properly pronounced (with the "e" said like "pet" or "eh").

"Oh, my wife cheated? Ham Slam Damnit!"

"Ham Slam Damnit, I stubbed my toe!"

Ham Slam Damnit by dontforgetthetoast July 11, 2024

Hamdams 

Top tier Irish chipper, very filthy but in a good way.

I went to Hamdams and orders a chip butty wrap, a party box, a niall special and a gurry curry

Hamdams by cheesy454 July 5, 2021

Hamdamonium 

Hamdamonium: is when two or more people go ham at the same time.

Going Ham is when a person snaps on another person.

It's to much hamdamonium in this room right now i got to get away .

This club is to crunk right now to much hamdamonium in here.

Hamdamonium by RONSKILOW December 13, 2010

hamdamaged 

really drunk; something you say when you drunk dial

My buddy called me last night at 2 am hamdamaged.

hamdamaged by GavinN May 17, 2007

hamdammered

Extremely intoxicated. Past the point of being hammered or wasted

It was at that point I realized you had gone from being drunk to hamdammered out of your mind.

hamdammered by bella k. July 7, 2008