One Ham Slam

A quick, and almost violent pull of the male penis, which brings instant ejaculation after the first pull. Typically done after a long night at a strip club where your genitals have been aroused for several hours with no satisfaction.

For a second, the young man thought to himself, I'm going to need to home and perform the One Ham Slam when I get home after being around my friends sister all night.

by D Bokeyno August 14, 2008

slamming ham

Late night fornication with a petite skank. Were the filthy animal gets blown out by the ham with the intention to leave her rough, rugged, and raw. A real nice one-night stand.

I had the german soldier marching last night. She was riding the balony pony to heaven; I was slamming ham.

by Rexual B. January 6, 2009

Slam Ham

Any collision or energetic snafu involving two people and hard surface. Gets its name from the famed Subway sandwich.

One side of the bed frame collapsed, causing us to completely slam ham into the wall.

by slamhamoriginator October 14, 2023

Slam-Hammed

Completely, utterly and without remourse so drunk that the next day you wake up and don't even recognize your own house.

After the ten hours at the bar and 20 shots I was completely slam-hammed.

by Ben Filippini May 24, 2003

slammed ham

Tenderized lady parts.

Man, my girl last night had the best slammed ham west of the Mississippi.

by A naughty mouse 123 November 29, 2020

Christmas slam ham

Your holiday boink-boink slam pig.

The Christmas slam ham lovemaking was particularly tender this year.

by Hugh Dash Hyphen December 30, 2011

Ham and clam slam

The lesbian equivalent of tittyfucking.

Mal: Guys, what's the lesbian equivalent of tittyfucking?

Ungobafungo: If it had a name I'd call it the ham and clam slam.

by Asian EDP445 July 26, 2022