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Hautian Hoochie 

ho-SHIN HOOCH-ee –noun

A class of female currently residing in Terre Haute, Indiana, usually between the ages of 16 and 24. They can be identified by their enthusiastic use of facial cosmetics, skin which is tanned to an excessive degree, and an IQ approximately equal to that of the Hexaprotodon Liberiensis, otherwise known as the Pygmy Hippopotamus.

(Note: Upon exceeding their expiration date, the female will increase in bodily volume at an exponential rate.)
Mark: "Dude! check out the basket of buns at 2 o'clock"

Winston: "The specimen in question appears to be a Hautian Hoochie. I would advise the classic 'Pump then Jump' maneuver."
Hautian Hoochie by Hero523 August 4, 2007
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An amazing gurl, who is gorgous smart funny and FABULOUS. She always manages to put a smile on your face and is crazy weird and unique in a good way. :3
‛ That gurl is FABULOUS it must be a halia'
Halia by @lucychan229 December 1, 2017
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Haitian Standard Time 

About 45 mins or an hour passed stated start time.

In the event that, a Haitian event is being thrown (Birthday party, Wedding, Church, etc...) it is normal for participants to arrive 45 mins to an hour late.

This was derived from EST (Eastern Standard Time) and adding 45 mins to an hour for late-ness

Party start time is suppose to be 4pm, Haitians arrive at 4:45 or 5pm because they run on HST.
Person 1: Dang! Church started and there's only 4 people in the audience!

Person 2: Yeah, dats that HST for ya!

Person 1: What?!

Person 2: HST, you know, Haitian Standard Time

Person 1: Lol!
Haitian Standard Time by Coicou August 1, 2011

Haitian American 

A person who holds American nationality but has Haitian ethnicity
I’m considered to be a Haitian American since I was born in the United States but both my parents are natives from Haiti - Ex 1

I was born abroad in Haiti to American parents which automatically gave me U.S citizenship at birth therefore I’m considered a Haitian American - Ex 2

I originally came to the United States as a Haitian immigrant but after living here for 5 years as a permanent resident I was able to naturalize and become an American citizen; therefore I am now considered a Haitian American - Ex 3
Haleia is a really beautiful girl with a great personality. She is smart and kind to people. She is unique and talented. She likes to make new friends.
Haleia will love to be your friend don’t be shy
Haleia by 💦💍👑🤤💋 March 30, 2018

Hallianne 

Hallianne is a crazy B*tch, who stalks me in the shower.
Hallianne by Candy moore November 21, 2011
Is a really sweet and pretty girl once you get to know her she’s awesome she’ll cheer you up if your feeling sad and she’s the greatest person you could know you’d be lucky to be friends with her. She is really funny and you’ll laugh at a lot of her jokes.
Haleia is the best
Haleia by Tibblezboy726 July 7, 2020