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The last name of a someone named Dorian. Usually like to eat, and are large in size. Love to play video games, and are addicted to porn and woman with big tits. Usually a cheater, has no boundaries. And doesn't know how to call, only text. He is known for smoking weed and making inappropriate jokes. Usually do unwell in academics. Is known for being a womanizer and taking long showers and shits. Insecure and not willing to talk about feelings. All talk and no game. I LOVE YOU.
"Did you see that kid Dorian Halteman?"
"Yeah he's such an asshole?!"
by bigdawgie November 27, 2011
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