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Halluscidate 

When, on a date, one person thinks there are romantic possiblities, while the other believes it's strictly a friendship outing.

Halluscadating: having the impression that a scheduled meeting with a morsel is a date when in fact, you are being used for timefill or a useful skill
Tom went out with Kate the other night. Kate is too pretty for Tom. Friends, he was kidding himself and should have known it was a mere halluscidate.

Tom knew he was halluscidating when she said he reminded her of her brother.
Halluscidate by The_Rug December 3, 2010
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hallucidating 

A member of the opposite sex who, after only one or two drunken encounters, starts telling everyone that the two of you are an item.
Girl whose name you can't remember: "Everyone at the bar was blown away when they found out we're dating!"
You: "Whaaa??"
Girl whose name you can't remember: "Yeah! Especially your ex. Her mouth just dropped!"
You: "Maybe you better sit down. You're hallucidating right now."
hallucidating by Genovese, Franco October 8, 2011

hallucinate

to hallucinate is to see things that are not really there, or to distort objects that are there, shrooms, and acid will make you hallucinate.
i took some acid and saw pixies playing around my head for hours, i was hallucintating
hallucinate by sheaspeck June 2, 2005

hallucibate

verb;
The act of masturbating to ones own hallucinations
John said once he got to the point of hallucinating Angelina Jolie in front of him, he started to hallucibate.
hallucibate by Jonas Rosenbeck November 13, 2011

Hallucidating 

Thinking you are dating someone but they don't think so
Tiffany: omg! I am so in love with Freddy!
Brittany: no, Tiffany you're just hallucidating him
Hallucidating by TWD_358 May 27, 2015

Hallucinatexting 

When one eyes see one sentence but they text something else .
It's crazy how soda machine you at work
Lol I definitely was just hallucinatexting with you
Hallucinatexting by King Dame February 19, 2015

hallucinate stan 

hallucinate stans are the people who have the best taste in music. hallucinate is track number seven on the album called future nostalgia by dua lipa. hallucinate stans have had a big argument with levitating stans,but outcome them. hallucinate is the 4th single off future nostalgia.
hallucinate stans won because it is the next single,levitating stans lost. stream it.
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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