to masturbate to a not so good porn video and not feeling satisfied
I wasn't satisfied with the nut last night

I was half-dicking
by Bfarab August 24, 2018
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A Jew, refering to Circumcision.
Frank is a Half-Dick
by Cyber Ghost March 10, 2004
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i ) A half erect penis.

ii) Something that is useless

iii) Something that appears to be on its way to being useful, but isn't

iv) Something that possesses all the drawbacks, and none of the advantages of a given phenomenon
Steve : Did you get a raise at work ?

Dave : Yes, but only $2,000

Steve : That's like $50 a paycheck after taxes

Dave : It's about as useful as a half hard dick.
by The Rockit February 10, 2010
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A phrase used to describe when people absolutely do not care.
Jeff Bezos surely does not give half a happy dick if people have nowhere to put their shopping carts after they shop at Whole Paycheck.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2022
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