Top Definition
A serious disorder when old, dried up fecis cling to the goochforest. This may cause the beholder to be stanky. The owner of this disorder must have a very thick goochforest.
Dj: Ahh man lorenzo smells like shit yo.
Dominic: ughh, common case of hairygoochitis.
by BafeCakes June 07, 2011

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