Hairy Chode

A penis wider than it is round, with more mass in hair than actual cock.

Brit loves the hairy chode, its a southern tradition.

Hairy Chode by Chodeman69 September 29, 2009

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hairy chode

a short fat penis that is hairy and crusty.

ex. Jared Brooks and Destiny Brooks are "hairy chodes"

hairy chode by .anonymous_69. November 12, 2019

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hairy chode

A hairy chode is someone who thinks its funny define your name as something Gay. In another sense this means that the ugly bastard is placing a lame definition for your name.

i have this stupid hairy chode freind who placed a definition thats gay.

hairy chode by Aaron pontious October 3, 2004

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Harry Chode

A guy with a short but fat penis.

I am Harry Chode!

Harry Chode by Harry. Chode. June 23, 2011

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chode hair

The hair located in the area between the scrotum and anus.

Whenever I shave my pubic hair, I try and get my chode hair as well...for the ladies ;-)

chode hair by iliketoeatsandwichesnaked August 4, 2009

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Choda Hair

The furry (usually lint-infested) hair which covers the "choda" (area between scrotum and anus)

I got critters crawlin' in my choda hair again

Choda Hair by Mrs. Robinson December 28, 2003

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

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