The act of having guy on guy or guy on girl doggy style sex then when the guy finishes he donkey punches him/her and grabs a chunk of the partners hair and pulls it out.
by joeiey joe December 7, 2010
Noun.
Being groomed to hairless perfection before sex. Skin so silky smooth it's like a wet dolphin.
Ex. Judy shaved her legs, pits, and got a wax before her big date with mark. Judy is a hairless sex dolphin
Being groomed to hairless perfection before sex. Skin so silky smooth it's like a wet dolphin.
Ex. Judy shaved her legs, pits, and got a wax before her big date with mark. Judy is a hairless sex dolphin
Judy shaved her legs, pits, and got a wax before her big date with mark. Judy is a hairless sex dolphin.
"Hey man, why are you taking so long in the shower?!"
"Got a big date tonight, gonna be a hairless sex dolphin"
"awh yeah, bro!"
"Hey man, why are you taking so long in the shower?!"
"Got a big date tonight, gonna be a hairless sex dolphin"
"awh yeah, bro!"
by Cowtocracy October 29, 2015
Providing pre-coital nourishment via the fingers to a young lady who hasn't been ridden in a while, only to find that she is already prepared and de-haired.
Before i mounted her i had Jeeves check she was in good condition as she had clearly been 'out to pasture' for too long. He held out his hand hand with his fingers splayed and the next next thing we knew he was "feeding the hairless pony"! She went at it like a horse eating oats
by Disko Letch January 24, 2013
When you are really sick and need to make sure everyone knows it. Phrase was created by a man that goes by the name of Lonestar Thompson.
by Lonestar99 March 19, 2021
Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
by theDarkShow October 23, 2010
A super cool creature that grants others incredible powers. If used correctly then he will be your best friend and grant one good luck in their life. If used incorrectly he will pulverize all and any who stand in his path without a second glance. Soooooo..... uhhh... be nice!!! Lastly, Mother Jesus is an underling compared to him so be nice. His true and immortal name is Cyber.
by Peeha Auntie November 25, 2019
by blashnro February 19, 2014