It's only safe to remove your own Hair Child from the shower -- and it's the right thing to do after a long shower
by kmfrayed February 21, 2012
Wikipedia is the fair-haired child of the internet.
by Chris from Vancouver December 7, 2007
1. Phrase often said to notify someone you are in a squabble with, that you are going to strike them, similar to how one would smack their adoptive red-haired child.
Guy: Hey buddy did you eat my last sweet cuppin-cake?
Buddy: Yeah i did guy, and what are you going to do about it?
Guy: Mother fuck! I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart!
Buddy: Yeah i did guy, and what are you going to do about it?
Guy: Mother fuck! I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart!
by Chass Master Plus April 14, 2009
by mattchick January 27, 2012