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Hailedbean is a word derived from two words; hailed and bean; it originally appeared in microsoft's random name selection when choosing a name upon xbox live. The name appeared most when the person choosing such name enter their desired name in as "I hate Beaners" and in result the random name selection service gave you this. It is actually a simile for douche bag; douche; asshole; cock muncher; dick weed; or stupid flat face butt sniffer.
Get off my lawn you dirty hailedbean.
by OG Hailedbean March 29, 2009

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