derogatory nick name for Hagerstown, Maryland, that fittingly describes its large population of obese, uneducated, unwed mothers.
"Have you met a girl in Hagtown yet?"
"None that I want to talk about."
when you are in a state of being totally haggard and are drunk, high, or both. if you are in hagtown you are not pullin' at all and you are probably haggard off your ass.
Hey dude, I am so fucking wasted right now. I'm in hagtown.