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Haendel's are usually very rare, the spelling itself is a french spelling of the popular German composer. Usually very crazy, and very artistic, Haendel is a person who you will never forget. You either hate or love Haendel, in anyways you will remember Haendel for a long time.
Wow Haendel is a real bastard!
Haendel by Haendelrsz February 4, 2010
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Nelson Handela 

A hand job given to "keep the peace" during a time of forced abstinence ie pregnancy, period, or company.
I could see it in his eyes that I had to give him a Nelson Handela, we hadn't had sex since I found out I was pregnant.
Nelson Handela by Toeser13 April 15, 2014
When the tree started to fall on me, he Hendelled out and carried me to safety.
Hendell by Freedakahlo August 8, 2016
ki re bara handel marchilis na ki?
handel by nick10000 November 1, 2021

Haendemith

An interactive form of public speaking patented in Canada.
The meeting was super boring until this bloke spoke and involved everybody; a true example of Haendemith public speaking.
Haendemith by Marek Deschi June 23, 2008

Howie Handel 

The art of masturbating using hand sanitizer. Named after the famous Howie Mandel. Who is a known Germaphobe.
This girl was scared of germs, so I let her give me a Howie Handel.
Howie Handel by Protein Face March 12, 2011

Fucky Handel

Treating a person with no self-worth.
I dont deal with anybody tring to fucky handel me. The game is to be played not taught.
Fucky Handel by roll tide505 June 2, 2018