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It is one of the most boring fucking games that you can get addicted to. Sadly I did.
Example, I got addicted and spent over $100 dollars then told a hobba to go ram a lam for asking me to come to his room, little bell shag, and he banned me for "ever" so I wrote a lovely letter in telling them all to shove it you sad excuses for 18+ yr olds, grow some pubes and stop playing with little kids.
by Habbo=WasteOfMoney January 03, 2005
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One of the many signs of the apocolypse; Satan's sick and twisted idea of "fun" for people to chat on the internet. Rips you off of your money, doesn't refund if you're hacked and is full of British retards who call each other "fit" and say "lolz". A cult.
Cuntwad - Dude, wanna go on HABBOZZZZ?!?!?
Mike - HELL NAWWWW. Habbo sucks to the max!
by Steph March 24, 2005
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Absolutely the worst festering pile of shit on the internet. Inhabited soley by 12 year old chavs, pseudo-gangsters and 46-year-old child molesters. If you value your sanity and don't want to lose all faith in the worth of the internet, do not go here.
"Furni" is the most rediculous word on the internet.
by omgwtfbbqlolz July 06, 2005
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A stupid dumb virtual game which oyu have to pay money to get virtual furni. It is addicting u cant stop buying virtual furniture trust me ive' wasted over $500 on this virtual game it sucks the life right out of you .
kid-starts playing habbo HOTEL
3 days later
kid-starts buying furni2months later
has wasted over $500

*IT HAPPENED TO ME I HOPE IT DOSNT HAPPEN TO YOU
by TRIMZ July 15, 2006
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Habbohotel.com/.co.uk/.ca
Little people that look like legos run around talking to each other in virtual rooms that they can make themself. Highly addicting. Not worth spending money on, but you can meet some interesting people if you look hard enough. You gotta look hard though. And then theres the dramatic ones that take everything super serious.
Try not to get sucked in so much that you foget to eat though, that could be devistating.
Habbo1: Will you marry me?
Habbo2: omg! ok!
-later-
Habbo 1: This isn't working out
Habbo 2: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! WHY ARE YOU BREAKING MY HEART?

Habbod00d: I lost 50 pounds and 12 inches off my waist by switching to habbo!
by Yesss January 19, 2005
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Habbo is a waste of your life. I have realized over the 7 months playing it that it is not safe, not worth it, and a rip off. I have met alot of pretty cool people.


When i first went on habbo i didn't know what it was all about. So i would act like a 'newbie' or a 'noob' just to figure things out. I didn't go on that much. Mostly just once a week or every other week. Then i started to get addicted after earning 3 chairs. (also known as furni)
Now i look at my habbo as rich. I have alot of furni, but i have only bought 20% of it. The 80% of the furni i have earned through giveaways, games, and kind friends.

Habbohotel.com is gay, in my opinion. I go there and all i hear about is s3x. I find more scammers there, scripters, and more people!
I go on habbohotel.ca, and there are less people so that makes it less sick and more enjoyable.
HOBBAS: in my opinion need to get a life because they're wasting their time banning kids who need to grow up.
I have read through alot of definitions on here and i agree with the 7-10 year olds who can't spell, and like s3x.
I believe that maybe there are 30-50 year olds using the site acting younger.
If i were you i would get to know the person first before adding them to your friends list. (Console)
Don't go for people who ask too many personal questions, even if they are the nicest person in the world. Don't believe that its someones birthday on habbo, because they just want furni. On my habbo birthday i got 30 credits and 5 gifts.

Habbo can drop your grades, make you gain weight, make you waste YOUR spending money on for Habbo Club (HC), and buy pixelated furni that isn't even real. But then again it is fun to acutally EARN the furni instead of buying it yourself. Buying HC is sort of a waste because you only get 30 days of it, then maybe you want to buy it again another day. You do get rares everytime you get it which can make any habbo happy.

What i hate the MOST is when your friends on console send you a message saying their going to quit. And for the stupidest reasons:
-been dumped by dating some guy
-friend is mad at them
-nobody 'likes' them
-friends do not come to their room
-running out of HC
And more.

Thank you for taking your time to read this.
Guy: Omg your soooo hottt!
Girl: Your sooo hot too!
Guy: Asl?
Girl: *thinks* 14/f/ontario canada.
Guy: Omg! Same!
(YA RIGHT!)
I have noticed alot of people that do asl usually copy what the other person says except just putting male/female, which is stupid.
by zesty July 12, 2005
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A highly addicting virtual chatroom. Took me 2 years to finally quit but thankfully I never spent a penny on it.
Habbo Hotel was actually fun back in '02-04 when all the exploits weren't patched... now Habbo has it's safety BS crammed up the ass.
It just plain sucks now. If you're not 'hott' or have lots of 'furni', you probably won't make very many friends on there.
If you've never been on Habbo Hotel, consider yourself lucky and stay far away from it. If you must however, don't pay! Whatever you do, do NOT support them!
by Bobby DeNiro January 06, 2008
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