Habbo Hotel

Habbo Hotel is a British based chat room/website based in England that is based around little pixelated people moving around the hotel. Users can make rooms, and spend real money on furni for their rooms, unless you win it, or scam. It's not a very good idea to buy furni on this site, because you're probably a fucking retard and it's just going to get stolen from you by the hundreds of people trying to get your password and install a keylogger on your computer.

Habbo: To dude, I just spent 50 bucks on credits. I'm going to make an awesome room.
Person: Give me your password.
Habbo: Why?
Person: You'll get more credits.
Habbo: Oh, awesome! Just what I need, more credits!
Person: Thanks.
Habbo: Oh, bobba! My credits are gone! Oh well, I'll just buy more.

by Big Fat Jalopy September 8, 2004

Habbo Hotel

Habbo hotel is made up of 99% of netdaters, 12 year olds,

pedo's, netbangers, & whatever else is sad.

Habbo Hotel Typin to a netdater example...

Me: Fuuck you netdater !!

Netdater: Who me ??!!11

Me: Yeh, you're the only pixel that i'm on chat with.

Netdater: I Know him in real life tho

Me: Then why you gonna date him on this
then smart one ?

Netdater: w.e.

by Jakaylaaa August 19, 2009

Habbo Hotel

The worst fucking website on the whole fuckin internet!! I used to go on until I got addicted and realised that I had spent $450 on fucking pixels!! I'm gonna fucking sew Sulake the (mofo) who invented habbo! They make you pay for pixelated furniture!! They must be fucking swimming in money bcoz like 10 million people in the world, maybe more, spend their hard earned cash on buying fuckin pixels! Sulake has stooped really low!! Geez,some assholes will do anything for money!! They stooped low!!!

Habbo hotel is for assholes and pixel daters. People date pixels. Paedophiles have sex, known as cyber with girls!! DON'T EVER GO ON!! YOU WILL GET FUCKING ADDICTED AND BEFORE U KNOW IT, YOU'LL UNKNOWINGLY HAVE SPENT $100,000 ON BUYING FUCKIN PIXELS!!

by Ih8HabboHotel May 28, 2006

Habbo Hotel

Habbo Hotel you are a joke now, which is not even funny, I mean it was stupid buying non existent furni with our own real money but you have changed so much it is so bad.

To everyone that joined around 2001-2004
-Remember the camera.
-Remember the games. (like chess)
-Remember the trax. (habbo music)
-Remember the big hand & purse.

Well sorry Habbo but I quit.

I was on Habbo Hotel playing in the gamehall, taking photos.

Now you are boring.

by user2242 March 25, 2011

Habbo Hotel

Habbo Hotel is a virtual world, you make an avatar and chat to other avatars (people) in different rooms there is 'public' rooms and 'private' rooms. The game easily gets people addicted, you can to buy 'creds' these are to be bourght with your own money via cell, phone credit card etc. 'creds' can buy you virtual furniture often called 'furni'also it couod buy you 'habbo club' which means you can get upgrades for your avatars hair, clothes etc. You will also have access to other rooms which you wouldnt before. Included with your avatar is a homepage, which you can decorate with 'stickers', backgrounds or notes. These pages can be viewed by other avatars, they can leave comments, rate your page and look at what you have to say.
There are many games to play both public and private, you could win things, and maybe get a high posistion in a leader board.
Habbo is a safe environment, it blocks any 'bad' words with the word 'bobba'.
Millions of people play habbo accross the world there are different hotels for different countries.
To play the game you will need an upgraded version of shockwave player. Be aware of how much you actually are spending on the game though! It could mount up.

avatar 1: hey lets go to the hallway in habbo hotel
avatar 2: sure we can meet some new people!

by luccay April 11, 2008

Habbo Hotel

Habbo Hotel is a Fun website, If Your bored it is a good time waster. DO NOT get addicted like i was, i'd spend 5+ hours a day on habbo. this had affects on me, i had no social life at all, i gained alot of wieght from just sitting around at the computer. I've Easily Wasted over $500 on furniture. I started playing it when i was 12 years old and i played untill i was almost fifteen. As of currently i am taking a break from habbo. it is not interesting to me. but i am not an obnoxious VIP like people claim. i Respect all people on habbo, i dont E-date anymore either. i stopped after like 2 years. I still do buy coin cards from my local Walgreens, But i am not going to be buying VIP/HC anymore. I am Focusing on making cool themed rooms.

some things i hate about habbo-
1.All the gangs and mafias(they will virtually attack you i usually troll them)
2.Relashionships
3.Habbo Babies(they pretend to be babies so someone will adopt them and then they ask their parents for coins, then when they are VIP/HC they diss their parents, They also talk like this"Hwello Cwan Ywou Bwe Mwy Dwaddy?"
4.The Games-most of the games are scams now and if your not VIP you lose half of themlist of games-Kick the ugly, Telephrase, Take me out, Falling furni, Dont hit my wall and many other bullshit mazes.
5. If you are not VIP most VIP members wont give you the light of day and call you a noob.
OVERALL-Only Play It Sometimes, Dont let it become a daily activity

VIP CONVO
vip1:hey girl you looks sexy
vip2:o thanks
non-vip:hey guys im just looking for some friends

vip1:go away noob
vip2:yea
non-vip:i've been on for 4 years, you both hav ebeen on for 5 months each
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Babys
BabyFag: Hwello Cwan Ywou Awdopt Mwe?
DumbIdiotWhoAdoptsFags: ok

*later*
BabyFag: gwive mwe fwurnis mwommy!
DumbIdiotWhoAdoptsFags: i have none
BabyFag: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Kick The Ugly
*allVIPS pick norm*
non-vip :(.
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VIP
this is another SHIT way of habbo to make money, they have HC(habbo club) and now VIPwhich is dumb
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banned for convo
guy:hello i would like to meet some friends
girl:ok my names Derpina
guy: cool mines Herp
*guy gets banned for asking for personal info*
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Casino Convo
vip1: hey norm getlost
non-vip:o ok i guess you dont want to bet my throne
vip1:*damn FML*
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Relashionships
girl:hey wanna go out?
guy:Sure
Girl: ok bby ilove you so much wanna get married?
guy:ok
*1 cybersex later*
girl:o im preg with your baby you have to give me some coins and furnis or i will find a new father!
guy:o ok*gives all stuff*
me:Bro you got ho'd
lol habbo hotel

by Cakey14 July 10, 2011

Habbo Hotel

Habbo Hotel is a retarded game where perv preeteens that know about sex but aren't sexually mature and no-lifes that cant find someone to really have sex with play. You end up spending so much money on habbo 'credits' that your phone bill ends up at about $2000. Also, everyone either has dyslexia, or just cant be bothered to type right. If your a 'norm' and not a Habbo Club or VIP club member, you are a n00b, and if you say 'i dont care' you will be reported.

A normal conversation in Habbo Hotel

TypicalHabbo: 0mFG 1 5p3n7 $200 on c01n2. 1 m 50 r1ch 0n H4880!1!1!11!!!!!!11111!!!11!11

NormalPerson: Dude, why spend money on a virtual game? get a life.

TypicalHabbo: l0l u r ju57 j34l0U5 cu2 y0u 4RN7 V1P L1K3 M3 H4 H4 1m R3p0r71ng y0u R374rd!1!!1!1!1!1!!!!1!111!!!1!

NormalPerson: ...

by HabboIsGay334 April 10, 2011