Top Definition
How Would Jesus Compete? Basically, is what you are doing while competing "ethical"?
Larry: I don't know if I should take steroids. But I mean, sports is SERIOUS BUSINESS.

Gary: Well, HWJC?

Larry: You're right...

OR

... Larry: FUCK Jesus.
by SoupOrJuice September 26, 2012

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