HUNCHMONKEY

a sexual position in which the female is on all fours and the male is partially standing, his legs in front of hers, and he is working it at an inverted angle.

Doggy style was getting boring so I put my girlfriend in the hunchmonkey.

HUNCHMONKEY by drkseraph01 April 6, 2005

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hatchmonkey

A worker in an all night gas station. One that operates via a hatch, or window.

How about we order ten things, only one at a time. Really work that hatchmonkey. It'll be a laugh.

hatchmonkey by Graham November 30, 2004

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hunnymonkey

a transvestite monkey prostitute that was sent from hell to spread the AIDs virus to all the naughty little monkeys in the world

while i was on an african safari, a hunnymonkey starting rubbing my thigh so i gave it a rifle butt and sent it back to hell

hunnymonkey by Felatio Fedelio March 10, 2008

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hunkymonkey69

SML Movie: Bowser Junior Sneaks Into A Movie!
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hunkymonkey69 by Hunkymonkeys69 February 24, 2022

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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