When a girl is very loose, you take one fist and ram it into her vagina as far as you can. Then while your doing that, you take your other hand and ram down her throat hopefully killing her immediately and right after yelling "HULK SMASH"
Note* You need to hit fists the best was you can while screaming at the top of your lungs *
Note* You need to hit fists the best was you can while screaming at the top of your lungs *
by Peter Paolera July 11, 2008
While performing anal sex on a girl, the guy pulls his dick out and punches the girl directly in the asshole inserting his fist. The act is not complete until the man exclaims: "Hulk Smash".
by Huggin Good September 18, 2010
The Sexual Act of hiding an equipped "hulk smash hand" toy under the covers. When the woman comes to bed, the man proceeds to say, "Make me a sammich." If the woman denies, the man proceeds with, "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry." At this point before she can walk away in disgust, the man gets up and bellows, "HULK SMAAAASH!!" while proceeding to grab her by the hair and shove the gigantic green hulk toy fist glove into her vagina repeatedly until she is as loose as a physically possible.
Man: Honey, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry...
Woman: Bitch, please...
HULK SMASH!!
*Screams of agony*
Woman: Bitch, please...
HULK SMASH!!
*Screams of agony*
by Claudio Bodanchez November 18, 2011
Sneezing one your hands, creating a thick green mucus coating to be used as lube for fisting your female counterpart and thus yelling "Hulk Smash!"
by Rustyboy July 9, 2015
The art of inserting your left hand into your partner's (preferably a woman) anus, and your right into her vaginal cavity. You then lift her up into the air, and whilst you yell "HULK SMASH!", violently throwing her to the ground. This provides intence pleasure for both partners.
Guy 1:"Dude, I had the best time last night with Michelle."
Guy 2:"Cleveland steamroller?"
Guy 1:"Nah. Alabama Hulk Smash."
Guy 2:"Cleveland steamroller?"
Guy 1:"Nah. Alabama Hulk Smash."
by Lin Min Yeng June 7, 2015
The act of using hulk hands to punch a woman in her asshole. While the hands scream hulk smash you laugh so hard as you ram your dick into to her gaping asshole.
by blackreaper8890 June 24, 2015
Stretching a woman's vagina or anus to the point where some skin rips preferably with the hands causing bleeding.
by bruce banner4life September 21, 2008