Pronounced "ha-gu-oh-knee." This acronym currently means one whose "Huge Gonads Undercut Others' Netherparts Exceedingly." Originated with the Baruchattana tribe circa 9 AD, with the meaning, "Hairy Girl (who) Upends Ornamental Nativity Eagle (repeatedly)." It is unclear how the original meaning degenerated into its current usage.
by Sylvia H. Plath May 4, 2009
Get the HGUONEmug.