HFTWF

This is a more splendid subgroup of the "lol" text message phenomena. It directly means "Holy Fuck That Was Funny" and actually triggers 17X the number of neurons in the brain while typing compared to "lol."

Brenda-So I was down on the beach today and Todd said he liked my jeans, that they were the sexiest thing he'd ever seen....i didn't tell him they were his!!

Carrie-HFTWF!!!

HFTWF by Jesse "Murdock" Warren January 20, 2007

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HFTW

HFTW - High Functioning Train Wreck. An individual whose life has become overwhelming either through circumstance or actions and is falling apart. Although they give an occasional clue, they appear just fine to their friends and family. They may or may not also be a High Functioning Alcoholic or High Functioning Addict.

"Bill although appearing fine was an HFTW, but no one knew until he stripped naked while playing golf and continued to play violating the dress code. In hindsight, it was clear his life was falling apart.

HFTW by Petey_G May 17, 2022

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HFTWT

High Fashion Twitter

Jenna: "hey Kate, do you use twitter?"
Kate: "I only like HFTWT because I'm interested in fashion"

HFTWT by Chaneln5 September 10, 2022

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hftw

Hate Fuck The World

You know what hftw

hftw by DMAC37 January 25, 2021

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hfwf wif oerh

This means shut your mouth but in slang.

Bully 'hey there dweeb'
You 'hfwf wif oerh, Im not in the mood

hfwf wif oerh by Ball licker 5675775 November 19, 2023

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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