HFOBS

Hormonal Fury of Blueberry Shortstack. A type of person, usually female, who is slightly vertically challenged. Fury sometimes is induced as a result of hormonal fluctuations. The person shows an unusual affinity for blueberry bagels, and especially for blueberry pancakes (aka. blueberry shortstack). Overall, a very special person. =)

She is a perfect example of HFOBS.

HFOBS by Namer of HFOBS March 5, 2009

Hobson

One of the hardest lads you will meet, he has guys on the inside who always have his back, Hobson is the hit of the town and everyone scared of him

Guy one: I saw Hobson and his boys the other day, pretty scary looking dude

Hobson by theHardlad June 27, 2017

hoobs

Helena Bonham Carter's boobs

Tim Burton gets the hoobs.

hoobs by Helenaisgod May 7, 2011

Hobson's choice 

A choice between an alternative that is awful and one that is unacceptable. Usually defined as "no choice at all," since one of the choices is likely to be totally unacceptable (death, starvation, death of a loved one held hostage, insolvency).

A person whose relatives have been taken hostage is faced with the Hobson's choice of rewarding someone who attacked his family, and having his relatives killed because of decisions he made.

Hobson's choice by Abu Yahya May 5, 2010

Hobster 

A cross between a hobo and a hipster, like a roomate who usually has money for nice clothes but no rent money on the 1st

Hobsters are taking over this neighborhood.

Hobster by cplax July 23, 2016

G-Hobs 

Slang for sick, cool. Also a noun as in, sup G-hobs

Man, that car is flippin' G-hobs

G-Hobs by Billifer October 15, 2009

Hobsonator 

The word "hobsonator" is a term used to describe the ultimate peak of sexual predetation which a man in the UK can ever acheive. Very few have ever reached this stage and only the brave can maintain it.

Hobsonate: To give a girl her ultimate desire in bed and to leave her begging for more.

Highest level of penetration a girl can take cause she can't take no more

Derived from the greatest name ever and based on the teachings of Hobsomatrixism , this phenomenon is taking the UK by storm especially in the North Eastren parts of UK

Warch out ladies!!!! the Hobsonator is in town.

There can only be one Hobsonator bow down and learn from him..........

Girl says: I was hobsonated last night
Guy says: Fucking bastard i wish i was the Hobsonator


To be hosbsonated is a great thing!!!!

(Girl cries out) Someone please hobsonate me!!!!

My friends call me the Hobsonator.....Cum with me if you want to live!!!

Hobsonator by anonymous April 20, 2004