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herassment 

The genderized term for harassment, when instigated by a member of the female persuasion. Contrast to himassment, which in a workplace context occurs when a male superior comes on to an employee who can be male or female, looking for sexual favors in exchange for career growth.
I've been a victim of both herassment and himassment at work. When will I get a boss who leaves me alone?
herassment by mblxv October 27, 2017
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HERassment 

Differing from the standard derogatory "harassment"...

1. Herassment is an adjective indicating a male's infatuation with a female's behind as she walks by... followed by an audible expression of desire to possess it!

2. Can also be used as an expression of rejection... Seeing Herassment she was leaving me!
Look at the booty on that chick... She's giving me a bad case of herassment! I'd love to butter those buns!
HERassment by DallasDude52 March 6, 2010

Herassment 

Being annoyed
Herassment

Commitment harassment

A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free.
Hey John, did you notice how she asked me "when" I was getting married again, even though I'm not even dating anyone seriously? I know that she wasn't being malicious, but it was still commitment harassment.

Commitment harassment

A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free. It is often done in a non-confrontational (but sneaky) way, such as asking someone who is divorced and not currently engaged, "So, WHEN are you getting married again?"
What do you mean, "WHEN am I getting married again?" I already did my time. Come on now, isn't it time to stop commitment harassment of happy people?

Electronic Harassment 

The use of radio frequency, sonic, laser and other types of devices to remotely inflict a variety of effects on the mind and/or body.
Many today are unknowingly suffering the effects of electronic harassment.

fecal harrassment 

When the office crowd are out having their two hour lunch, a big fat slob from shipping and receiving will take a commode shattering crap in the woman's room. It is a big no-no to take a stinky shit where the restroom is carpeted. Therefore, it is hilarious when the Human Resources Manager gags every day when she walks in there.
"I can't believe Jerome. He is going to get in trouble for fecal harrassment some day."