hand yourself

An alternative phase for when your too lazy to say you’re about to jerk off.

Bro are you really about to hand yourself? Shame.

by SquardWed March 20, 2021

keep your hands to yourself

When alone in a room, it is a phrase a woman says to a pervert when she's being groped when she only wants to see you masturbate. When around other people, it's a cry of rape.

Fundo grabbed Flenda's booby. Flenda screamed at Fundo, "Keep your hands to yourself!!!" Fundo proceeded to yank it in front of her.

by authOOr July 6, 2006