HAMG 

Stands for Huge Ass Machine Gun and is used in place of OMG and NEDM. It was once a minor fad in World of Warcraft.

"HAMG that guy ninja'd my T4!"

HAMG by woohookittys February 20, 2009

hamgina 

When a spiral cut ham is displayed so that the separation of the ham slices resembles a vagina.

"Woah, dude, look at the size of that hamgina that Mom just put on the table. That gets me hot."

hamgina by dlky April 16, 2009

hamgurt

Yogurt with an aftertaste inexplicably reminiscent of ham, turkey, or other unspecified deli meats. Possibly correlated to generic labels, or possibly a fluke. In either case, unsettling. Sometimes erroneously thought to be a city in Germany.

"I can't tell if this hamgurt tastes like ham or turkey."

hamgurt by Sir Humphrey of Cornwall July 1, 2005

Hamgoof 

'dissapointment' in hamchat.

Oxnard~" Oh no! I forgot where the seeds are!
Hamtaro~"Hamgoof.."

Hamgoof by KawaiiAnime November 3, 2003

hamgurber 

hamgurber meal (HAM-GUR-BER). A burger that is sacred. It's used in 99th Janitor Meals and how they operate. Wow that HAMGURBER was great. Time to get back to working.

Holy shit that hamgurber is like eating gods ass

hamgurber by DivineJanitor May 18, 2020

Hamgamer 

A very short person and has a bowl cut. Also known as a felsic person

That hamgamer is getting on my nerv.

Hamgamer by The real pahooga January 4, 2022

hamglam

when you totally want some ham but it's like totally far away and you are too glamorous to get it yourself so you have to ask soemone else to get it but they say no and tell you to do it

Duuuude i totally had a hamglam last night

Really? sucks to be you broo. I batted yesterday

hamglam by Mad______________________GUy February 11, 2009