Adam Hahns are the upmost fuckwits. They walk like they are retarded and most of them are gay and not very intelligent.
by anonymous adam hahn haters January 29, 2014
by IB crazy June 21, 2005
The most demanding man in the entire world. If he wants the Shea, HE GETS THE SHEA. Joe Hahn's are often described as flounders, or any other kind of DISGUSTING fish out there. He owns a Shack that is home to the greatest patties in the entire United States, and has placed other fine establishments across the globe. Joe Hahn's are very rich, and have no completion whatsoever because he's simply immortal. He's the "Thanos" of the food industry.
Gee, Joe Hahn be smellin' DISGUSTING today.
Joe Hahn snapped his fingers, and all of a sudden, the patties warped onto the customer's plate.
Joe Hahn snapped his fingers, and all of a sudden, the patties warped onto the customer's plate.
by Baryonx Man July 26, 2019
by Ruh, Bruh November 30, 2020
Your typical tiny penis nerd boy with a 100% chance of never breeding. His money will allow him to achieve minor success in his life, but even with immense funds, no bitch will ever want this gay boy inside them. Michael Hahns are extensively condescending, but in fact could be bullied to the point of death at any and every moment. 90% of those who come in contact with the fabled horror that is Michael Hahn hate him.
by Advantage Tennis Academy April 25, 2018
A immature interpretation of the German word for cockerel.
Suitable simply for eleven year old schoolchildren and any possible use of this word outside that age barrier is highly frowned upon. Especially when coupled with the customary giggling.
Suitable simply for eleven year old schoolchildren and any possible use of this word outside that age barrier is highly frowned upon. Especially when coupled with the customary giggling.
Schoolchild 1: *looks through German dictionary* German lessons are such Hahn . . .
Schoolchild 2: *giggles*
Schoolchild 3: What's Hahn mean? Really, tell me! What does it mean?
Schoolchildren 1+2: *giggles*
Schoolchild 2: *giggles*
Schoolchild 3: What's Hahn mean? Really, tell me! What does it mean?
Schoolchildren 1+2: *giggles*
by Post-Immature Schoolchild May 3, 2011
Situation in which a socially awkward male is able to attract and score with a female who is waay out of his league solely due to his sexual prowess.
by KARL GANT February 15, 2016