The H-Town Clown, a sex act common in the city of Houston, is when a man fucks his special lady friend while she is on her period, then pulls out when he is done and wipes his dick across her mouth resulting in what looks like clown makeup.
Me: Did you hear what Twan did last night?
Friend: No, what?
Me: He was fucking his girl on the rag and gave her the H-Town Clown afterward.
Friend: Oh man! I bet she looked just like Bozo!
by FreakThatBitch September 9, 2009
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