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The MOST awesome beings on the planet earth. They began to populate around 6000 years ago. The first gypsy's name was Pavel Tincu(not a friend). He was actually the man who started the spread of mankind. He has helped to spread chains of gypsy clans around the world. Gypsy's are the only beings on Earth that are able to challenge Chuck Norris. Gypsy's live for approximately 9000 years. Gypsy's can only be killed by another gypsy's. They have the ability to travel through dimensions and alter the time line. They have the ability to steal any item, idea, or ability from any being on this planet. Because the original gypsy Pavel has mastered the power far better then any other he has stolen the day may 32 from they 3ed dimension and brought it back to ours. So the government has lied to you there is actually 366 days in a year. Gypsy's eat a non meat based products and normally consume herbal products. Though 100% gypsy's are all powerful 50% gypsy's still have much power of their own. They are able to do most things 100%'s are able just at a lower scale.
Some more famous Gypsy's are....
Chuck Norris
Bill Clinton
Neo
Ana Nichole smith
by I r 1337 man guy August 17, 2009
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1.
Fucking scum of the earth (not the traditional gypsies, but the cunts found all over the United Kingdom.)
I used to lodge in a cottage in a small villiage in Gloucestershire that happened to have a Gypsy colony about 500 meters away. These scumbag bastards stole my landlords motorbike, large stone garden ornament and even a CAST IRON BATH TUB. The cunts also used to order taxis from town and get out at the cottage then skip over the back fence without paying, meaning that taxis would refuse to come out to the cottage to collect me because of the damn fooking gyppoes.
Biggest scumbag wankers to walk this earth, and that's a fact.
Being a gypsy cunt gives me the right to steal anything unless it is nailed down.
by Tony Johnson March 24, 2006
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2.
anyone on here defending gypsies should try living near some. They break onto your property, steal your shit, start fights with everyone, try to rob you on your fuckin own property,and generally are theiving bastards who should try getting a fuckin job.And yes they are all the same, coz they're all the same genes coz they're inbred. By the way i'm not talking about Romany gypsies coz I don't have anything against them, i'm talking about Irish pikies, the original scum of the earth
once we saw a gypsy by himself and robbed him at gunpoint
by i hate pikes September 28, 2005
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3.
Descendant of the original Indian travellers who arrived in Western Europe after the downfall of the Byzantine empire in the 15th Century. The called themselves the 'Lords of Little Egypt' which contracted to Egyptians, Gyptians and eventually Gypsies or Gyppos. Little Egypt was the name given to the area we now call Turkey.
My mother said
I never should
play with the Gypsies
in the wood
by klidenengro January 30, 2004
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4.
Travellers.The lowest of the low. Subhuman creatures found everywhere in England but especially in the midlands.
Homes: Gypsys or gyppos live in disgusting camp-sites with their inbred bretheren. These places are out-of-bounds to anyone who isn't a filthy tramp like themselves.
Appearnce: Males gypsy filth all wear cheap market checked shirts and tight blue jeans along with slip on leather shoes. Their hair is usually undercut and gelled into a vicious side parting.
If it is any sort of weather over 2 degrees centigrade they will strip topless to show off their bodies. They have cross-eyed appearances due to their genetic backgrounds: i.e their father is their grandmother.
Female gypsies are hideous, fat and ugly and always wear more than 100 gold earrings. God help us if they ever strip off.
Attitude: Male gypsies steal absolutely anything which isn't bolted dwon and start fights with anyone who is considered a rival, theefore anyone more than semi-human.
Trnasport: Ford Transit Pickup van as a rule so they can fit all the stolen property in the back.
Look at the fucking gypsy scumbag.
by king wizzle January 03, 2005
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5.
Rom nomad. Sometimes considered a derogatory term.
"I'm part gypsy somewhere way back."
by Qit February 23, 2004
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6.
A person who sells goods which may include, but are not limited to, tears, shrunken peoples, Bay Watch fan books, and various other odd job items.
Did you see that Gypsy?

I sure did. She shrunk that person and then sold him with the rest of her various goods!
by Yorf December 01, 2006
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7.
A cult of which the main premise is the art of thieving. The second art is just being a bunch of absolute wankers. They steal dogs for food, they shoot children in the legs and they let their dogs shit on your lawn.
Gypsy: I need money.
Man: Fuck off.
Gypsy: wtf?
Man: I had to earn it so why the fuck should you have any of it.
Gypsy: Fair Enough.

20 minutes later the Gypsy arrives with a gang of stolen dogs all of which shit promptly onto your lawn.

Man (from upstairs window): Oh for fucks sake.
Wife: What a bunch of absolute Wankers.

Man goes and gets all of the dog shit into a large disposable bag. Loads his shotgun and finds the gypsy encampment.

Man: Eat shit arseholes.

Man then force feeds the gypsies their dog shit.

Man: Fucking bunch of cunts.
by --1337-- March 24, 2008
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